when your favorite blog reblogs you
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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Fall Out Boy - Little Less Sixteen Candles
I confess, I messed up
Dropping “I’m sorry” like you’re still around
And I know you dressed up
Hey kid you’ll never live this down
And you’re just the girl all the boys want to dance with
And I’m just the boy who’s had too many chances
I’m sleeping on your folk’s porch again, dreaming
She said, she said, she said, “Why don’t you just drop dead?”
I don’t blame you for being you
But you can’t blame me for hating it
She said, what are you waiting for?
Kiss her, kiss her
I set my clocks early ‘cause I know I’m always late
Write me off, give up on me
‘Cause darling what did you expect
I’m just off a lost cause
A long shot, don’t even take this bet
You can make all the moves, you can aim all the spotlights
Get all the sighs and the moans just right
I’m just always on
You said you’d keep me honest
(you’re always on)
But I won’t call you on it
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I skip class a lot to write poems about the things I feel when I’m at school
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Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
doctor who meme: two quotes [1/2]
excuse me
The great sass war
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